Issue 14: Three Bassists (G)rumble

February 22nd, 2016

Episode 14 of NHAZ inaugurates NHAZ Mark III — three bass players rumbling away with altogether too little supervision. Guaranteed ~ L A F F S ~ or double your money back.

  1. Intro (0:00 – 0:38)
  2. Two Minutes of Hate (0:38 – 5:34)
  3. How Do You Do That? On Poaching an Egg (5:39 – 8:38)
  4. Abe and Smith … in Space! (8:39 – 12:59)
  5. The Professor’s Deep Dive: Feels Like the First Time (13:00 – 20:55)
  6. Chris Collision’s Cool Quote Queue (20:56 – 22:29)
  7. What’s This Song? (22:30 – 30:47)
  8. Itchy, Scratchy: the Morning of the Spiders (30:48 – 34:47)
  9. Chris Collision’s Blue Őyster Cult Cover of the Week (34:48 – 36:39)
  10. This Just In! (36:40 – 36:55)
  11. The Core: The Future Is Now, b/w Today’s Tech, Yesterday’s Empty (36:56 – 44:04)
  12. Two Minutes of YAY! (44:05 – 47:34)
  13. Outro (47:35 – 50:49)

All music by Drew Cook, except the Outro, Beau Brummels, Bless You California.

no headline audiozine

no headline audiozine  

no headline audiozine

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

episode 13!

October 12th, 2014

Thanks for rocking and rolling with No Headline AudioZine episode 13! Lotta music in this one. Please don’t sue us! Happy Indigenous People’s Day!

no headline audiozine

no headline audiozine  

no headline audiozine

  • Regular old teenage lust | Curious Monks (Rags & Bones | Nomeansno)
  • Intro | NHAZ Gang
  • Staring at the orange crate | Collision (I can see for miles (edit) | The Who)
  • Windmills and Mohawks | Abe the Professor (Substitute | The Who)
  • A Troglodyte’s Heart | Abe the Professor (John Instrumental (demo) | Nomeansno)
  • Whatever, old man | Curious Monks
  • Interview with Quitty | Abe the Professor & Quitty (Joyful Reunion | Nomeansno)
  • Good machine (no labels, remember?) | Collision (My politics | Nomeansno)
  • Dancin’ in the ruins | Collision (All lies | Nomeansno)
  • Group Talk! | NHAZ Gang (I’m a boy, A quick one (while he’s away), Happy Jack, Boris the Spider | The Who)
  • Dare to be stupid! | Abe the Professor (My Generation | Melvins)
  • Outro | NHAZ Gang (Two Lips, Two Lungs, and One Tongue (edit) | Nomeansno)
Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

Timely info.

October 6th, 2014

In an interview prepared for an English magazine, Shellac guitarist and recording engineer Steve Albini asked Pj Harvey what Lenny Kravitz, Pearl jam, the Black Crowes and the Spin Doctors all had in common. When Ms. Harvey said she didn’t know, Albini replied, “I will pay you to kill them.”

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

Issuepisode 12! NHAZ Best Music of 2013

December 8th, 2013

no headline audiozine

no headline audiozine  

no headline audiozine

Collision’s List

Sorry: no blurbs. If you want to know what I thought about these songs, it’s…in the episode. XO, Collision

(P.S.: my list from 2012, and 2011. We love you!)

The Professor’s List

  • Aesop Rock- All skelethon. Cycles to Gehenna. This song, when listened can bring on shivers. My interpretation, if I am allowed such leeway, doesn’t matter, I am taking it. The metaphor for watching an Evil Kanevil types, someone pulling one last stunt. Someone in their last moments before death, the excitement, the sheer terror, the uncertainty, and the helplessness of it all.
  • Savages– People continue to compare this to Soiusxie and the Banshees. It’s not really a fair assessment. Sure they are dark, post punk, British. Sure. But this is a lazy man’s way out. It has its own pain, and intensity that it reminds me of nothing but they, themselves, they are as abrasive and aggressive as a semi-truck with a steel wool bumper and can switch to super dreamy. I think they are great.
  • Future of the left- Robocop 4 (fuck Off Robocop).
  • Billy Woods– Produced by Bloc head, whom has been Aesop rock’s usual cohort. This DC native delivers a slow driving nail, it’s radical, and it’s revolutionary. But right under the surface.
  • Sleep- Dopesmoker Now of course this isn’t anything new. Not even anything new to me. I just have been blaring this non-stop. It’s really helping through a lot of artistic road blocks; works so much better then oblique strategies. Saw them last year at the Fox Theater and I say it is good to understand what having your face melted off feels like. Like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
  • Harry Nilsson- 1941. – Happy father, happy son
  • Run the Jewels – Whole album. El P and Killer Mike. I defy you to find someone who says Mother Fucker better than Killer Mike.
  • Obliterations- .
  • Big Business- Battlefields Forever. It’s hard for me to talk about this band without comparing it to other bands, particularly their own bands. But I won’t, it’s solid, amazing and fresh. It sounds like BB but not like anything they done before. It gives the feeling that I had when I first started listening to heavy music when I was a kid, Just go buy it. You won’t be disappointed.

Curious Monks’ List!

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

War!! of the worlds!!

September 24th, 2013

Once upon a time not long ago some stars of the big and small screen, along with a few b-rock stars got together and made a rock opera based on a book written a little less than a century earlier about the invasion of the superior alien life forms on mars. Which was really an allegory, in my opinion for the Columbus’ invasion of Haiti. I read a lot later, this was not the author’s intention. I don’t like his explanation, (even though he wrote the book) so I am not going to write it here. You are on the internet (or else you wouldn’t be reading this) go look it up yourself. The rock opera of the same name was written and recorded in between May and July of 1978. To be fair, the 70’s was the time when rock operas were king. It features Phil Lynott of thin Lizzy, one of his only appearances outside of Thin Lizzy, and Justin Hayward of the Moody blues. It sounds exactly how you might imagine, but you can stop imagining and just enjoy it for yourself. Jeff Wayne\'s War of the Worlds

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

Issuepisode 11: STEEL TUBES

August 4th, 2013

For this episode, the NHAZ gang roams and wanders. Collision and the Professor ride ground-bound steel tubes to far-flung locales like Iowa and Redding, California. Curious Monks rides a flying steel tube to the Philippines, and extra-special guest JeffCanuck rides dozens of steel tubes across half the known world.

It’s the travel episode: we leave home, we go crazy, and we come back and get back to everyday life, pretty much the same as ever, but…changed.

no headline audiozine

no headline audiozine  

no headline audiozine

Issuepisode #11: No Headline AudioZine on Tour
Direct Download of Issuepisode #11: No Headline AudioZine on Tour (4aug2013) (4aug2013)

intro | NHAZ Gang
the general theory | Abe the Professor
JeffCanuk on tour | NHAZ Gang + Jeff the Canadian
Bullet Train to Gehenna | Abe the Professor (song “hurt the bird” by: the Horrors)
group talk: How to Tour in a Band or Whatever (by Thor Harris) | NHAZ Gang
steel tube | Curious Monks
Redding with the Devil | Collision (music by: the NHAZ Bass Orchestra)
outro | NHAZ Gang

NOTE: The Horrors are the good one, from Iowa, from around 1994 to 2002. They are not the bad one from London from right around now (2013).

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

Weary little man

August 2nd, 2013

I was thinking about all the places this universe has to offer and thinking of all the places that are possible to traverse and how many of these places we, as regular folks may never be able to reach. The quest of man and what not, manifest destiny etc. How it may be the easiest now versus any other time in history to get to more places and how many of those places I will never reach being a wage slave. Kinda sad. Look us up in a couple of days, Number eleven will further explore these sad truths.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

No Headline AudioZine episode 10

April 27th, 2013

This time around, the No Headline AudioZine Team goes deep into the history and science of music with an in-depth investigation of Brian Eno and Lester Bangs. “They yell for rock / but it’s a funny thing / so did your dad / does that tell you anything?” –Dillinger Four

intro | NHAZ Gang
Professor on Eno | Abe the Professor
before and after tigers (with science strategy) | Curious Monks
EBO | NHAZ Gang
leave me alone, can’t you see I’m trying to stare at the fucking WALL b/w It Is Never Not the ’70s | Chris Collision
group talk | NHAZ gang
our science is tight! | Dillinger Four

no headline audiozine

no headline audiozine  

no headline audiozine

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

episode 9

December 6th, 2012

Well, it only took 8 months, but here is part two of our amazing interview with Neurosis/Kicker/Jesus Fucking Christ mainstay and East Bay legend Dave Ed! (Part one of the interview.) As before, we kind of messed up the sound quality on this one, so you may want to stick to speakers: probably kind of annoying for headphones. Sorry.

intro | Professor
interview with Dave Ed | Dave Ed, Professor, Collision
outro | Professor

music: Pinhead Gunpowder; song “I wanna”; album Jump Salty

R.I.P. Sarah Kirsch.

no headline audiozine

no headline audiozine  

no headline audiozine

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz

Issuepisodedition Number 8! Get Some!

August 4th, 2012

Yeah! It’s issuepisodedition 8–our gay-friendliest issuepisodedition yet!! NO HEADLINE AUDIOZINE BELIEVES IN LOVE FOR ALL. Anybody wanna cuddle?

no headline audiozine

no headline audiozine  

no headline audiozine

the nadir of good manners | Professor/Collision
BIGTIME INTRO | NHAZ Gang
Fleshy Fred’s wild ride b/w In Your Mouth | Curious Monks & NHAZ
good glove hand | Abe the Professor
gay/internet | NHAZ Gang
outskirts of Dullsville | Collision
it came from work | NHAZ Gang
ruminant | Curious Monks
caught in the zip | Abe the Professor
Eat More Chikin | Alan Kasameyer

This hecka prepared joint o’ NHAZ was brought to you by: rad contributions from other people (thanks, Noodles!  Thanks, Alan!) & lots of time glaring at our notebooks!

Get well soon, Professor Senior.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Google Buzz