Here it is. The next one!!! This one, is a one piece, not like a bikini.. but not much different either. I know it has been since May or so, but hey. We do things right! They take time. I know you all have your little things that are so important and so quick these days.. well you know what?! we are old and unwilling to except change! Tape and razor! that’s how we do it! Now enjoy Thirty minutes with Chris Collision, Abe The Professor, and the great Dave Ed.

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Intro- NHAZ Crew
Guitar stylings Drew Cook
Talk talk-Abe The professor
Interview- Dave Ed, Chris Collision, Abe The Professor
Talk Talk outro- Abe The Professor,
Music; Doomsday 1999, song Medic! We need a Torso over here! album; Maniac on the Floor.

Crank it, cram it, and cringe at it, because issuepisode #4 is HERE.

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intro: by No Headline AudioZine | music by Drew Cook
group speak: NHAZ crew
TV Intervention intro: by Joshua Shame
TV Intervention: NHAZ crew
TV Strikes Back: Matthew Hunter (text by Chris Collision)
TV Intervention outro: by Joshua Shame
group speak: NHAZ crew
next time: featuring Augie, Elizabeth Biz, Chris Collision, and Abe the Professor

Thanks for listening!  (Uncredited music freestyled by Joshua Shame and/or Abe the Professor (and, for all I know, Lorem Ipsum*) or stolen from the internet.)

*Chris Collision is an unmusical hack, y’all.

Issuepisode #3! finally here. Enjoy my pretties!

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Intro guitar rock: Drew Cook

Enthusiasm Heartthrob: NHAZ

Posters carnival rock: Ex-Dead Teenagers!
talk: NHAZ + a cast of thousands!

Monkey Locks Football: Chris Collision
music by Joshua Shame

Next Time! by Abe the Professor

the Professor Interprets Lyrics: Abe the Professor
music: the Melvins

feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get the catskins for nothing: Lorem Ipsum
music: Seoul Avenger

outro: special sexual guest: Auggie
special shocked guest: Biz
music: Ghost Monsoon

No Headlines AudoZine is back with some bass for your face and some mind for your spine

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elephant in the room — Joshua Shame with Jonah Strauss
On Animal Crossing — No Headlines AudioZine
Chopper’s song — Chris Collision (text by Matthew Hunter)
the Green Goblin vs. the twin towers — Abe the Professor
the anti-conspiracy theory — Joshua Shame with Joe the Stylist
a plea (regarding the apocalypse) — the Modern Mouse
nerd talk (regarding the apocalypse) — No Headlines AudioZine

Music by:
Drew Cook, Johnny X and the Groadies and Ghost Monsoon

No Headlines AudioZine is brought to you by:

Joshua Shame

the Modern Mouse

Abe the Professor

Chris Collision

Thanks for listening.

Handsome Mr. Wilson “Built Like A” Tanq sent us this charming photo with some words of encouragement.

Says Mr. T of the show:

“My favorite bit was the talking nerds about the thing, please make more.”

Well, now, Willie. That was handsome of you. All of us here at NoHAZ are prodding the help electrically to get you more of what you like. And thanks for writing! We appreciate the feedback!

Remember kids: If you don’t like it…you’re gonna learn to love it. Ric Flair said that!

-Joshua Shame

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You want credits? We got your credits Right Here. no headlines audiozine is, alphabetically:
Abe the Professor
Chris Collision
Joshua Shame
the Modern Mouse

Issue 1 features music used with permission by:

Drew Cook, Mur.Der, Joshua Shame, Seoul Avenger, Friends Family Lovers, and Petty Crime

Thanks guys, you all should google them or something!

And now your set list:

walking timetable | By the Professor
Dear Spam | By The Modern Mouse
Gary Gilmore | By The Professor
see you in the funny pages | By Chris Collision
Future BnE | By Joshua Shame
Nerd talk
Outro