Hi! Welcome to No Headline AudioZine’s RAMONES ISSUEPISODE–lots of little pieces, mostly written and recorded at Abe the Professor’s house (over on 53rd & 3rd) after sniffing some glue and watching a kid get hit with a baseball bat.
This is NHAZ Mark 2: mostly just ol’ Professor & Collision, with music by Drew Cook & Abe the Professor (and a quick & dirty contribution by the Melvins, who we love). Extra-special thanks to Chopper & Mike Campbell for providing some rad-ass texts for us to read. Enjoy the listen, e’rybody!
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intro babble * Chris Collision & Abe the Professor
The Story of the Hippies * Chris Collision (written by Mike Campbell)
no you’re not * Abe the Professor
TV Puns * Abe the Professor & Chris Collision
stupidest injury * Abe the Professor
for Karen Finley (and Andy Rooney) * Chris Collision
PiL (Professor Interprets Melvins Lyrics) * Abe the Professor
Food Hole * Chris Collision (written by Chopper Hunter)
who’s tweeting who? * Abe the Professor and Chris Collision
no, you’re not. * Chris Collision
FTW * Abe the Professor
The Invention of Licorice * Chris Collision (written by Mike Campbell)
outro * Abe the Professor & Chris Collision








